David DeSantis - *The Ten Commandments

Don’t ever have <br />sex with strangers <br />is what <br />a bird <br />once told me. <br /> <br />Thirty strangers <br />later i find, <br />something that <br />works for me. <br /> <br />Don’t ever kill, <br />the bird sang, <br />unless to live, <br />I suppose is alright. <br /> <br />In killing I <br />find no thrill. <br />Although, <br />I stepped <br />on a worm today. <br /> <br />Don’t ever cheat, <br />on your spouse. <br />its not right <br />to play that game. <br /> <br />What if your spouse, <br />Is cheating on you? <br />I’d rather <br />screw <br />than play <br />that game. <br /> <br />Do not lie <br />it's not allright, <br />And is that <br />what Jesus would do? <br /> <br />If Jesus is <br />What your looking for, <br />To find him <br />I think, <br />you’d be lying too. <br /> <br />Don’t fantasize, <br />About that girl <br />Her skirt is short <br />for comfort. <br /> <br />She’s a dirty whore <br />This we can see, <br />But I can <br />give her <br />comfort. <br /> <br />Don’t ever worship <br />another bird, <br />Or build a statue, <br />Of a Robin. <br /> <br />It’s true that I, <br />find all birds, <br />Really quite <br />intrusive. <br /> <br />And if you should <br />find a lie. <br />Send it back <br />From where <br />it came, <br /> <br />Wouldn't it be, <br />nicer to lie? <br />We can’t <br />all come from <br />where I came. <br /> <br />Do not drive <br />your neighbor’s car <br />And his wife, <br />She shares his name <br /> <br />If a neighbor, <br />had something to take, <br />To share is very, <br />neighborly. <br /> <br />Just please <br />don’t, <br />have sex with strangers, <br />It’s quite easy <br />To catch a <br />disease. <br /> <br />On this <br />The bird <br />and I agreed. <br />Fire, works <br />Quite <br />forcefully. <br /> <br /> <br />Copyright (c) David DeSantis<br /><br />David DeSantis<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem..../the-ten-commandment