Jesus is my cigarette

Song about Jesus in th' modern world, what he would do if he came back to earth now? I think he'd ride a skateboard and wear Oakley shades. And feed the multitude on cheeseburgers. What do you think? I wrote and recorded it myself so I'm going to Hell on my own. Me & my mate eric made the vid using 'The Movies' computer game (by Lionhead), and it took 40 days & 40 nites of hard drinkin in the wilderness to complete...